These disco chickens are so hot
that they're baking.
Get your knife and fork ready!

I hope you enjoyed the
baked chicken dance.
These are no ordinary
disco chickens--
they're basted and baked!
They spent too much time
beneath the hot disco lights.

And unfortunately, everyone
who catches their
performance will have a
terrible craving for poultry
and a desire to dance the night away.

Please drop by any time you're hungry.
Disco dining never stops here.